Whenever life get you down

Keeps you wearing a frown

And the gravy train has left you behind

And when your all out of hope

Down at the end of your rope

And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low

That you don't know which way to go

Come on and take a walk in my shoes

Never worry 'bout a thing

Got the world on a string

Cause i've got the cure for all

of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start a meltin' away

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are comin' to stay

I gotta sing and a dance

When I glance in my pants

And the feelin's like a sunshiny day

I take a look at my enormous Pe e enis

And a everything is goin' my way

Whistle Solo

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Everybody!

I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start a meltin' away

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are comin' to stay

Yeah i got great big amounts

in the place where it counts

And the feelin's like a sun shiny day

I take a look at my enormous pe e enis

And a ev'rything is goin' my way

My trouser monster

Ev'rything is goin' my way

My meat is murder

Ev'rything is goin' my way

Size doesn't matter...

Ev'rything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay