Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!

The great big greedy nincompoop!

Augustus Gloop! So Big and Vile!

So greedy, foul, and infantile

Come on! ' we cried, 'The time is ripe

To send him shooting up the pipe!

But don't, dear children, be alarmed

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed!

Although, of course, we must admi

He will be altered quite a bit

Slowly, wheels go round and round

And cogs begin to grind and pound

We boil him for a minute more

Until we're absolutely sure

Then out he comes! And now! By grace!

A miracle has taken place

A miracle has taken place

This greedy brute, this louse's ear

Is loved by people everywhere!

For who could hate or bear a grudge

Against a luscious bit of fudge?