I act alone

Bitch answer your phone don't cancel on me

I got big plans I got big tanks full of ink

To write you a song about your pink

Jeans and how your ass looks in those pants

Oh my God I could watch you dance all night

Cancel your plans excuse me ma'am

Could you please tell your boyfriend to leave

Isse keh jaye isse keh bye

Isse keh jaye mere liye ja ke burger lai

Ek khud bhi khai aur phir parson aye

Humain do din chahiyein

Thora lotion chahiye thori mombatiyan

Thoray Gao takiye

Lets have some fun now where was I

Now where was I

Her legs are sore from the sexathon we just had

Baby get your thong on and dance

I am best man for romance

And my testicles are size twelve

Te ik si gaan you sexy mama

I think about you all the time

Cut the drama

Sach bata na don't you like me

I wanna touch you just politely

Just invite me

Over to your home when you're home alone

When I come over

You cum over and over again

Cut off the phone? Tera Gala dubaoon

Huhh

Wait a minute I mean gana sunaoon

Khana khilaoon farigh karaoon

Faris is gone

Yo Hello

Tujhay har ada pe Al Fatah lejaoon

Mujhay al vida na kahein

Tujhay Samnabad main ghar dilaaon

Tujhay Rabnawaz se plot dilaoon

Kis kis ada pe main fida nahi

Teri kist ada karaoon?

Don't kiss the other guy

Meri Bisti na karain

Meri kashti na dubaien

Meri gashti na bhagain

Aap ki bachi main bhagaoon

Aap ki sabzi main churaoon

Subha anday wo banai

Unhai bistar mein main khaoon

Aur us ko bhi khilaoon

Ab main agay kya bataoon

Ab fursat hee nai

Har waqt mujh se tu larti hee rahein

Kambakhton se tu sarhti hee rahein

Badbakhton pet u marti hee sahi thi

Bhook hartaal ye behes mubahisa

What the fuck is this i've had enough of it

Yeh love ka Lafz hee nai sai hai

Koi mukhtalif sa Lafz chahiye

Yeh lutfandoz ka lafz sahi hai

Aur jab se baby tu gai hai

Mera to lag gya Dubai

Mera khalo gya sipahi

Bhai to ho gya relax

Next wali bulain thori supari khuain

While im smoking all of these joints