She drives a little white car

To the seminar on Modern Romance

Possible possible ideas

For a date include a shooting range

And her chest is full to bursting

With thoughts of an evening

Nobody nobody nobody

Will ever know her longing

She's got a heart that will never melt

She's got a heart that will never never melt

Shields up Shields up

Bar the door

And keep your dukes up

Tell lies tell dirty lies

Tell diggory lies

Until you're lying in his bed

He has a tendency

A tendency to fall

For shining eyes and baby fat

But the quarry don't share

His taste for Anne McCaffrey

And he dresses alright but

The conversation is wrong all wrong

Nobody nobody nobody

Will ever know his longing

He's got a heart that will never melt

He's got a heart that will never never melt

Shields up Shields up

Bar the door

And keep your dukes up

Tell lies tell diggory lies

Tell chiggery lies

Until you're lying in his bed

Now you can endure the fear

Now you can endure the hell

Now you can endure the lies

Now you can endure

You're arctic circle is gone away

You're arctic circle is gone away

You're arctic circle is gone away