This one's for the neurodivergents choking on a bubble tea

Girlies servin' y2k, workin' for 100 thieves

A.I. interns learning human subtleties

Reserved a couple of tricks, (we gottem up our sleeves)

Ask Jeeves, you can catch deez on onlyDans

One of five screens, attention lowly spans

GG, EZ, DC ya controller mans

It's all XD when the weebs Mii's holdin' hands

Asleep in an online class feeling E-M-O

Bro, touch grass and feel the GMOs

Stocks might crash if the world ain't heatin', so

"Let 'em eat trash" seems to be the M.O

"I got a sushi pizza for the bougie barista"

"Choosy Diva patents Abruzzi Vista"

Bleachin' ya gooch in a Gucci keffiyeh

You'd be in my feed if I wanted to see ya

Me, five screens, all Mia Khalifa

You? Pipe dreams, all six feet beneath ya

Catch Zs, "Siri, keep steerin' the Bimma!"

Don't mean to demean her? (Check your demeanor)

Can't skip this ad, please resume viewing

Boomers on the loose and they see the youth mewing

Cashing in likes, with interest accruing

Crystal mommies put the blue in my mood ring

Y, we all crashed, but the next class zoomin

All eyes on thee, ain't it so Truman?

Art attacks from plastic that we're consumin'

Life's a movie, only two bucks to tune in

(You in?) Like nuggies in the air fryer

Like PFAS from Huggies to the hair dryer

Like punch buggies, or curry in a nail-biter

Like top ten tips to keep your scale lighter

"Um, I would say, as far as human beings are concerned,

it's our ability to put a great many facts together,

to understand the way the world really is, uh,

and to manipulate it, to control the environment, and uh-"

-Mmm, lost in material, shipped from Amazon

Found yourself when you tripped in the Amazon

Viral or bacterial, we all got our cameras on

Couch potatoes on a 12-hour marathon

Take a deep breath 'fore they bump up that monthly fee

Lung inflation, cough up the funds to breath

Check goes to munch, and a buncha weed

Numbly, we fumble for profundity

Seasonal depression like an anime fight

Once you think it's done, they savin' daylight

My screen shines so bright on a 5 pm night

What's your star sign? I'm tryna DM right

The real-world graphics can't keep up with VR

VPN to Pirate Bay, and download an e-car

Spending on e-girls, saving that v-card

Crafting captions for the gold in my meme-oire

Heard from a birdie that 40's the new 30

Errbodys unc, given thanks to Turkey

Looking lost in love, like baby don't hurt me

Dap n' Pound, salute, bow and curtsy

Fat cats, waving false flags,

While some jaw wags at the podium

With a glass half fulllll of that copium

Lions always get what's owed to em

Landlord's last meal would be charcuterie

Own the right cards and they don't charge an Uber fee

Them dang hooligans and all their tomfoolery

Stop with the prudery! We've all sent a nude or three

Reputedly, but take that with a salt grain

Got something to say? Spray it on the wall mane

Find fake facts to foster your fault game

I'm here and present, whatchu say when they call names?

Nothing. Hands up like it's my (song)

Word is the name, and "the name is (Bond)"

No more alt-right, the kids are all- (Wrong)!

Key to a happy marriage comes from a (wand)

Drag taught me Queens come in all shapes

JK don't make OK, there's hate in those japes

iPad babies on the planet on the vapes

On to the next, we're all just apes