Rap battle

Jason Dean

Vs

Jeff the Killer

Begin!

Greetings and salutations

Name's Jason Dean and I'm out of patience

When I'm facing this reject with half a face left

So I hope that the bleach didn't jack your cadence

Now trust me, as a poem fanatic

I've got a zero-tolerance policy for horrible fanfics

Be glad it's my high school I was planning to bomb

'Cause if I chose a middle school, all your fans would be gone

I'm icy like a slushy, got the brain freezer drip

You're only Mr. Muscle with a drain cleaner sip

You committed cyber suicide jumping off the trends quick

Your YouTube videos are like the Heathers: dead cliques

You put this jaded creep face with crazy teen angst to the JD DJ?

Well, I'm sure your brother would know I pack so many bars

Call me JDC, aye!

I came in to tidy up pack your bags when I'm lighting up

Keep on carving your eyes out

This Jack-O-Lantern ain't bright enough

Our society is making martyrs out of stupid teens

The society that killed you was the gacha life community

This gunner could've made it quicker for your brother's life

You couldn't even cut a stick of butter with your butter knife

Went from badass killer, beating little bullies to death

To the after picture on an ad about meth

It's hard to put someone with no eyelids to sleep

But Christ you're such a bore!

Aw, what's the matter?

Someone's mad Winona doesn't wanna Ryde him anymore?

I open up a window and I bring Hell

You're just Mean Girls but with incels

"My God, I'm stuck in the friendzone"

Cries goth Guy Fawkes with a trench coat

So they send me to mess with the guy

Who tried ending the lives of Westerburg High

'Cause his ex made him cry, stop acting like the nice guy

For a black comedy, you're quite the white knight

Tell me what the stick up his ass is for

Sell him as a promo for the candy store

Can't handle more than a couple of jocks with bare butts

If you wanna rid the world's evil, start with your haircut

It's hard to compare us, your philosophy is shoddy

You're no different from the bullies I single-handly bodied

So you'll learn your lesson from this urban legend! You're so edgy

I could use your corpse as a murder weapon!

GO TO SLEEP, BITCH!

How about you drop down and make the rumors true?

DON'T YOU SEE THIS?

Based on your ending, I figured blowing's all you do

BLOWN TO PIECES!

Just like you and Veronica's relationship

WON'T REPEAT THIS!

If your love is God, then buddy, she's an atheist

I'm the kinda guy that the ladies love

All the girls that you knew now hate your guts

You'll spend the rest of your life lonely

But you can still choke on J Deez nuts!

A billion wikis couldn't list your mental damages

So who's the real killer when you're the one left in bandages?

A least a bully showed you how to keep a party lit

Couldn't drink a shot, but it still left you shitfaced

Now that mannequin girl has left you worthless

Compared to Jane the Killer, you're like Jane the Virgin

Wanna step to my guns with the blanks that you wrote?

It's less of a verse, more of a suicide note

You're sitting solo, getting scrappy, acting macho

But this lone wolf only scrapped his Fox show

He keeps on stalking and gathering private info

Didn't know Jehovah's Witnesses were knocking windows

Pull a gun on me, I'd still be whooping your ass

Like your dad did to your mom, I'm gonna put you on blast

And his company makes you move through so many states

You can't even give company to your own mother's grave

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide

The next rap battle is on the way!