Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear

I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up

And stare at the fan

Turn the TV on

Throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

Naah

I'll be lying on the couch

Just chillin in my snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me

How to douggie

Cause in my castle

I'm the freakin man

Oh oh

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Wo oh oh wo oh oh oh oh oh

Nothing at all

Wo oh oh wo oh oh oh oh oh

Tomorrow I wake up do some P90x

With a really nice girl

Have some really nice s*x

And she's gonna scream out oh this is great

Oh my god this is great

Yeaah

I might mess around and get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry pops you just have to wait

OH oh

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it cuz I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cuz today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair

Cause I ain't going anywhere

No no no no no no no no no oh oh

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Oh today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Wo oh oh wo oh oh oh oh oh

Nothing at all

Wo oh oh wo oh oh oh oh oh

Nothing at all