One pill makes you lar ger and one pill makes you small.

And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.

Go ask Alice

when she's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits,

and you know you're going to fall,

tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar

has given you the call.

Call Alice

when she was just small.

When men on the chessboard

get up and tell you where to go,

and you've just had some kind of mushroom

and your mind is moving low.

Go ask Alice,

I think she'll know.

When logic and proportion

have fallen sloppy dead.

And the White Knight is talking backwards and the Red Queen's off with her head.

Remember what the door mouse said,

"Feed your head,

feed your head."