Well i guess i'm f*****g fifty

Some say i'm old as f**k

Still sipping jim beam whiskey

Cause goddamn pandemic suck

I guess i'm f*****g fifty

No need to look it up

Well i might be f*****g fifty

But i still don't give one f**k

Well i guess i'm f*****g fifty

But i i'm still standing tall

Even though i can't hear s**t

I can't see and go involved

I guess i'm f*****g fifty

But i'm better off than you

Well i might be f*****g fifty

But your mom still thinks i'm cool

Whoa well i guess i'm f*****g fifty

I'm through drinking and blacking out

No more talking s**t about oprah

Or fighting at the waffle house

I guess i'm f*****g fifty

A fire cry from seventeen

Well i might be f*****g fifty

But this d**k still long and leave

Alright

Me and you

Well i guess i'm f*****g fifty

No more groupies are on the bus

I don't hang much more without loss

I spend more time with toys i rust

I guess i'm f*****g fifty

But that's okay with me

I still rock like a chair

Middle finger in the air

With my granddaughter on my knee

Well i guess i'm f*****g fifty

And as i stare down fifty one

I got a million crazy stories

And can't remember a f*****g one

I guess i'm f*****g fifty

But i still love to dance

Yeah i might be f*****g fifty oh

Oh god a mighty bob jesus

I think i just s**t my pants

Well i guess i'm f*****g fifty

Or getting old or really sucks

Still rivers used to kiss me

Nowadays it cost twenty bucks

I guess i'm f*****g fifty

But i still ain't no lame duck

And if the critics still don't dig me

F**k them

They can get these nuts

Let it fall