I'd like to bring you up to date

On my adventures as of late

When last I saw you

I was looking for the pieces of the key

You see, I found them all

And then I found my Rider

We went home together

But we got stuck in the nowhere place between the portals

Congratulations are in order

Horse and Rider reunited

Uh, hmm, oh okay, so

So there's actually just a couple more things

Let me finish

There inside the rift, the nowhere king was lurking

Waiting to be freed

And accidentally, I released him

Whoopsie-daisy!

Here's the rub

He's coming now

He's got an army and we'll need one too

So I returned to Centaurworld to hopefully recruit you all to fight

Your problems don't concern the underground

But your interruptions here are quite upsetting

You clearly cannot read the room

But if you'd take a look around

You'd see you and your herd just crashed a moletaur wedding

Okay, yeah, uh, guys, this is totally a wedding

What?

Yeah, I see that now

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry

Oh, you got a little dress on and everything

But anyways, since, uh, I'm already here

I was hoping to recruit you all to fight the war

What war?

The war that's coming

There's a horde with swords

And minotaurs will set this place ablaze

No way, can I bake s'mores?

No, not that kind of fire

It's the kind that kills and harms

I've seen it in my world so many times

We must prepare an army

So

I'd like to invite you all to join us in the fight

'Cause if you don't, then you maybe will die

And you maybe will anyway

Me?

No, the little one

She's talking to you

No, not you, that one

Maybe both of you if I'm being perfectly honest

Okay

Way to flonkin' go, Horse

Ugh, I do not need this right now

You're scaring everyone to death

You brought us back to the beartaur?

We can't pick and choose

We need everyone

I am not going in there

Me neither

I am not going in there, well

This is your thing, you go in, I'm not going in

Ugh, he tried to make me part of his collection

The last time you were here

All you did was kick and steal from us

All you did was kick a tree and steal our stuff

Okay, you're right, I'm- I'm sorry

How does it feel to kick a tree?

We don't know because we're trees

And we don't kick each other

Look, I'm sorry!

Yeah, I told you we never should've done that

What? No, you didn't! You kicked her too!

We don't steal from each other

Okay, okay, I didn't have anything to do with that

That was all Horse

I should've kicked you, Ched

If you're asking for our help, then we say, "No"

No?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Okay, thank you for your time, I guess