Every single year I fool you more

"Kick me" sign on the back, toy spiders on the floor

I'm beside myself while you glare and scowl

You're never ever pleased but no harm, no foul

You said you're through with shenanigans and tomfoolery

And what a fool for me not to see

When you said that you were leaving

I thought, "There's no way you'd be so cruel"

Ha, this is all just pranks and jokes, right?

I guess that l'm the April fool

You could've placed a whoopie cushion

Filled the bathroom with balloons

Instead of laughin', you are leavin'

I guess that I'm the April fool

Guess that I'm the April fool

Guess that I'm the April fool

Guess that I'm the April fool

Guess that l'm the April fool