I know I ought to get out of bed

I think I'll watch another Oprah instead

I'm so jaded and I hate it

There's no use paying my bills today

I'm gonna get evicted anyway

I got fired for being too tired

I know you want me to get busy with you

Well sorry but no can do

Cause I'm lazy

I'm too busy being lazy

I'm too lazy for my baby

And I know I must be crazy to risk losing you

But lately

I've been thinking maybe

I need someone to save me

Who's not lazy like me

All right

We're the titanic of relationships

I don't know when or where or what we hit

We keep sinking without thinking

Instead of turning my life around

I watch myself going down

Cause I'm lazy

I'm too busy being lazy

I'm too lazy for my baby

And I know I must be crazy to risk losing you

But lately

I've been thinking maybe

I need someone to save me

Who's not lazy like me

All right

The funny thing is that nothing could ever

Make me feel as good

As when I am miserable

I guess this why I keep being so lazy

Too busy being lazy oh

I'm lazy

I'm too busy being lazy

I'm too lazy for my baby

And I know I must be crazy to risk losing you

But lately

I've been thinking maybe

I need someone to save me

Yeah I've been thinking maybe

I need someone to save me

Who's not lazy like me

Ooh who's not lazy like me