Question well
Ladies and gentlemen
Has been a great start for some years
This man was married
To a great many women in his life
They're all flat now
This is a great creative talent
I cannot say enough about him
I will not embarrass him
I made jokes
About him because
I've always believed when you're important
To that is my belief in life
When you're important to you
Certainly open to ridicule and fun
Criticism this man is open mostly to fun
Certainly not ridicule he's a fantastic artist
And i never had the pleasure personally
Until tonight
When i leaned over i said mr welles
I'm done wrinkles and he said who cares
Ladies and gentlemen mr orson welles
Thank you donald for that
Well man but
Rather pedestrian introduction
Regarding yourself
I quote from the third part of shakespeares
Henry the six
Act to scene one
Richard speaks with i heart his hardest steel
As that was shown it flinton by the ids
I come to pierce it or to give the mind
To translate into your own medium
Donald yo yo yo yo
Now i direct my remarks to dean martin
Who is being honored here tonight
For reasons that complete the altering
No i'm i'm not being fair to dean because
Now this is true in his way dean
And i know him
Very well as the soul of a point
I'm told that
In his most famous song
Dean office lyric which is so romantic
So touching
That it will be enjoyed
By generations of lovers
Until the end of time
Let's share it together
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's a moron
Now that's what i call such indeed
It has all the romantic
Season of the tidy bowl
Commercial
When the world seems to shine
Like you have had too much wine
That's amali what a profound thought
Should be in scribe forever
On a cocktail napkin
There's more
Tippy tippy tip
Like a gay tarantula like a gay tarantula
Apparently
Demons aside you we know nothing about
Stars make you do like a pest usual
Excuse me but you see back in old
Not believe that samurai
No dean
That's in fair italian for sickening
No lyrics like that lyrics
Like that ought to be issued with a warning
A song like that is hazardous to your health
Ladies and gentlemen
You're now looking at the end result
