Met a girl in the parking lot

And all I did was say hello

Her pepper spray

Made it rather hard

For me to walk her home

But I guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again was it love

At first sight

When I walked by

And you caught my eye

Didn't you know love

Could shine this bright

Well smile because you're the deer

In the headlights

Met a girl with a graceful charm

But when beauty

Met the beast he froze

Got the sense I was not her type

By black eye and bloody nose

But I guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again was it love

At first sight

When I walked by

And you caught my eye

Didn't you know love

Could shine this bright

Well smile

Because you're the deer

In the headlights

It's suffocating to say

But the female mystique

Takes my breath away

So give me a smile

Or give me a stare

'Cause I'm trying to guess here

Tell me again was it love

At first sight

When I walked by

And you caught my eye

Didn't you know love

Could shine this bright

I'm sorry I havent't tried

Deer in the headlights

Tell me again was it love

At first sight

When I walked by

And you caught my eye

Didn't you know love

Could shine this bright

If life was a game

You would never play nice

If love was a beam

You'd be blind in both eyes

Put your sunglasses on

'Cause you're the deer

In the headlights

You're the deer

In the headlights

You're the deer

In the headlights