I found some soil

I planted seeds

I gave them water

I let them breathe

Some pretty flowers

Sprouted up

After all that

It's just my luck

There's weeds in my roses

There's weeds in my roses

Don't need no fertilizer

Or garden hoses

Bring me a ho

There's weeds in my roses

She cooked my biscuits

And collard greens

She even told me I was her king

But then she whispered I'm goin' out

I think I know what that's about

There's weeds in my roses

There's weeds in my roses

Don't need no fertilizer

Or garden hoses

Bring me a ho

There's weeds in my roses

I can't sleep

I'm such a wreck

She's got a hickie on her neck

I'm getting worried

I'm gonna buy

Some jezebel pesticide

There's weeds in my roses

There's weeds in my roses

Don't need no fertilizer

Or garden hoses

Bring me a ho

There's weeds in my roses