One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken

Just minding my business eating food and finger licking

This dude walked in looking strange and kind of funny

Went up to the front with a menu and his money

He didn't walk straight kind of side to side

He asked this old lady "Yo yo um is this Kentucky Fried "

The lady said "Yes man" and he smiled back

He gave a quarter and his order small fries Big Mac

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin'

Today you won a ticket to see Doctor J

Front row seat no pay radio in hand snacks by feet

Game's about to start you kicking popcorn to the beat

You finally wake up Doc's gone to town

Round his back through the hoop

Then you scream "Touchdown "

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin'

The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party

Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was Bacardi

You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo yo can I get this dance "

She smelt your breath and then

She left you standin' in your illin' stance

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

Dinner you ate it there is none left

It was salty with butter and it was def

You proceeded to eat it 'cos you was in the mood

But Holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

You you you you you you be illin' illin'

Yo yo

You be illin' illin'

You be illin' illin'

Oh me

You be illin' illin' illin' illin' illin'

You be illin' illin' illin' illin' illin' illin'

Illin' illin' illin' illin'