Alright, let's do this, here's my case

You claim my clients are a vicious race

Your Honor, you'll find they're not so insidious

But just a group of lovable idiots

Hold it!

Don't give me your lecture

Your argument here is pure conjecture

The defendants are vile and no doubt insane

They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain

No, that's wrong!

We fulfill dreams

We bring a smile with the magic of memes

It's all about love with our wholesome show

Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po

Okay, sometimes we break the law

But that's an insignificant little flaw

Our mission is to laugh, enjoy and inspire

Just ignore the things that we set on fire

Heh, this is the end, it seems

'Cause your team flimsy schemes are through

Your antics are too extreme

Objection!

Violence separation

Non-negotiation

Is this segregation peace for our nation?

You guys bring peace?

Don't give me that crock

Sure, you talk the talk

But can you walk the walk?

Our only crimes?

We saved the Earth a bunch of times

From Eldritch incantations

Greedy expectations

Hate, love and rejection

Ooh, objection!

Don't get cocky, you haven't won yet

I haven't even broken a sweat

You'll be banned just as planned

Witnesses, to the stand

You make us look so stupid and dense

None of what we do makes any sense

So what? It's about having tons of fun

Your neutral special can be a gun

Bro, your vids aren't even funny

I bet you're doing this all for the money

Shut up! No one asked for your opinion

L plus ratio, plus you look like a minion

I'm sorry, but I got a confession

All your arcs always give me depression

It's okay, we may woe

But we develop love and grow

Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?

It's hard enough already existing

Alright, you've heard their plea

They're innocent, so if you please

Let them all go free

Objection!

Time to stop this persistent sinning

I've been winning from the very beginning

It's no use with your whinging and cringing

'Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing

No! Please, I don't wanna be exiled

I was just a naïve, stupid little child

Oh sir, you deserve this mockery

Can't be original or high quality

Here, we sentence you for robbery

Of our intellectual property

Objection!

Halt with your elation

And your litigations

Parody citation refutes these actions

Fair use states a

Parody of a style

Can hold water within a courtroom trial

Our Mario's all silly and dull

IP Robbery is therefore null

Stupid imitations

Fun exaggerations

Proving their protection

Ooh, objection!

What ya gonna do?

I'm not your hero

I'm just a dumbass

With an IQ of zero!

There's no escape, you dumb ape!

Wait, no

You can't possibly agree

These three don't even have a degree

Whoops, sorry! Time's up, ya clown

It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down

I gotta thank you all, now I clearly see

I, Judge Kirby, hereby decree

That I find the defendants to be not guilty