Snow White versus Elsa!
Let the rap battle begin!
It’s not lame that my aim
here’s to tell you the truth
I’ll hit it out of the park
like my name is Babe Ruth
Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
The fact that you can’t claim
the same is really a shame
I’m the original princess,
you’re a copy of a copy
I am porcelain and perfect and
your floppy hair is sloppy
I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross
I am sweet, you can tweet,
I’m a treat, like a boss
Who the hell are you to step to me?
An aimless airhead with
a vitamin D deficiency
You got no skills ‘cuz
you’re focused on your looks
And let’s get to what was up with you
and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!)
I’ve heard you sing –
it’s a high pitched chirp
You’re dopey.
You’re grumpy.
You’re a bashful twerp.
That squeaky, meek demeanor
is an awful choice
I can drown you out right
now with my powerful voice
Ooh (improvise)
Um, you should know, that’s not
singing, you’re just yelling
At least now I can’t heard
the mean lies you’re telling
You could’ve grieved with
your sister from the start
But no, you’re the one who’s
really got a frozen heart
You were selfish and deluded
when it comes down to it
Had the chance to do better, but
like a porn star, you blew it
As for your powers, they’re hardly legit
You built a whole castle
with nowhere to sit
Does it really count as
magic if when you let it go
The only thing that
moves is ice and snow?
I talk to animals and
it always impresses
You’re just a blonde
snow blower in sparkly dresses
That’s right, manipulating
snow, I’m the best at that game
Which means you’re under my control
‘cuz that’s your stupid name
And who eats an apple a
stranger gives ya? (Duh)
And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?
I’m savvy, strong, single,
and so independent
You’re the weakest role model
while I am transcendent
You’re a forgotten bygone,
yes, time is the cruelest
I’m the newest, the boldest,
and literally the coolest
So step aside and hide, go
find a cottage to clean
You’re one ditzy princess,
I’m a motherf'ing queen
