Can you tell me why you left me standing in the parking structure, Caroline?

I was the almost perfect boyfriend ever for you.

And you even said that to me one time at the Olive Garden.

Please return my car and leave the keys inside the glove compartment, Caroline, Caroline,

oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline.

Caroline, you are the hardest thing I'll ever put behind me.

Never thought you'd leave me stranded, not a glance into the rearview.

I'll be looking for someone who wears her hair exactly like you

and who swears a blue streak when the Tar Heels lose the quarterfinals.

Caroline, Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline.

If you ever find another, please don't put a post on Facebook.

I would rather think I was a deep regret you can't resolve.

If I have a drink with someone, I will tell her all about you.

That will be the big mistake that I will make on my first date.

Caroline, Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline.

Yes, I know that we could not have lasted daily, life cannot be that intense.

I'll phone my friends and try to explain why this past year, I have acted so insane!

Caroline, Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, Caroline,

Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, oh Caroline, Caroline!