I wanna meet Santa Claus the real real Santa
I wanna meet Santa Claus the real real Santa
I wanna see Santa Claus the real real Santa
He wants to meet ol' Santa Claus
I took my brother to the department store
He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list
He stood in line and he shook like a leaf
He's only five and a half goin' on six
He said
Is that Santa Claus the real real Santa
Is that Santa Claus the real real Santa
Is that really Santa Claus the real real Santa
Hope he thinks that's Santa Claus
I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap
And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt
He yanked the beard right on off his chin
And in his eyes I could see he was hurt
He said
You're not Santa Claus
Really not Santa
You're not really Santa Claus
Really not Santa
You're not really Santa Claus
Really not Santa
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
He's just helpin'
Santa Claus
The real real Santa
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
The real real Santa
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
The real real Santa
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
The real real Santa
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
The real real Santa
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
The real real Santa
He's just
Helpin' Santa Claus
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
The real real Santa
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
The real real Santa
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
The real real Santa
He's just helpin' Santa Claus
