Turn on the TV
Turn on the radio
Turn down that sound
Turn down that sound
Open the curtains
Open the windows
What's happening around
I'll do some washing
I might go shopping
I'm going downtown
I'm going downtown
Someone told me nothing happened today
Someone told me nothing happened today
I woke up late
I had a headache
I went back to sleep
Go back to sleep
I stood there waiting
Waiting for something
There wasn't a thing
Not even one thing
Someone told me nothing happened today
Someone told me nothing happened today
Harry Hooper living in No 10
Bought a toupee and glued it to his head
It looks very natural everybody said
But then his wife said Toupee isn't that a French word
And Harry said Ole
She said That's a Spanish verb
And he said OK can't tell the difference these days
I watched ITV
I wanted to see
The late news at 10
It came on and then
She shuffled her papers
She swivelled in her chair
She looked up and said
The weather was fair
And then it turned cold
It started to rain
Pouring with rain
Today is Tuesday
Tomorrow's Friday
This is the date
March 28th
Some people died
Some people were born
And some stayed
And some went insane
It was the morning
Then afternoon
And then the night came
And then the night came
Oh and someone told me
Nothing happened today
Someone told me
Nothing happened today
Someone told me
Nothing happened today
Someone told me
Nothing happened
It happened today
