Glenda I love you you are my number one pick

But every time I call you you say that you're sick

Glenda are you dying or just avoiding me

Either way's a bummer but I hope you're dying

Glenda I'm sending the doctor to you

And if he finds you well my heart will break in two

Sick glenda are you a coward or do you have the flu

Sick glenda sick glenda get better or f**k you