How is your couch

It could well be

Woods for putting on a fire

Laying like a cow

Why do you wanna be

A chunk of meat for shipping darling

Baby go down on your hands and on your knees

Let me go down with a ship into the sea

I was gonna give a drinking bout

If you could be

A leading lady in a movie

But you got it on around the nest of bees

And you drunk a pint of milk and tea

Baby go down on your hands and on your knees

Let me go down with honey into the tea

Did you see how you were pretty

And did you see how you were silly

That's enough

Cut the crazy party

Do you see how I'm weedy

And do you see how I'm needy

But don't go

How is your couch

It could well be

Wood for putting on a fire

Laying like a cow

Why do you wanna be

A chunk of meat for shipping darling

Did you see how you were pretty

And did you see how you were silly

That's enough

Cut the crazy party

Do you see how I'm weedy

And do you see how I'm needy

But don't go yet

How is your couch

It could well be

Wood for putting on a fire

Laying like a cow

Why do you wanna be

A chunk of meat for shipping darling