I'll break the ice
So they don't see my size
And I have to be nice
I'll be the next punchline
I'm just the best friend in hollywood movies
Who only exist to continue the story
The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off screen
So I wait for my queue to be commitic relief
Can't be too loud can't be too busy
If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me
Can't be too proud can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly
I say I'm okay
They wouldn't care anyway
And I could try to explain
But my efforts in vain
They can't relate to how I've drawn out in sharpie
I take the scissors
If that's what it took me to look in the mirror
I've done every dying to make me look thinner
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me
Can't be too proud
Can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly
Life of the fact
Funny for red
Life of the fact
Funny friend
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
And it's funny when I'm the one who says
Let's go to eat
It's funny when I'm nice to go out
On halloween dresses and thigh highs
While I hide my body
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
I don't answer now are you still gonna miss me
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
If I don't answer now are you still gonna need me
Can't be too proud
Can't be gone pretty
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly
Life of the fat
Funny friend life of the fat funny friend
Life of the fat funny friend
Life of the fat funny friend
I've drawn out in sharp where I take the scissors
