I said we've got a lot of work to-

We gotta get things ready for the big day, big day

We gotta get things ready for the special day

Cutting out bunting and making a cake

It's a celebration for our best mate

Dressing up smart and wearing smart shoes

Need to figure out which tie to choose

We gotta get things ready for the big day, big day

We gotta get things ready for the special day

Combing my hair

Brushing my teeth

Ironing my socks

Laying out treats

Putting my card in the envelope

Washing up plates in the kitchen sink

First you heat up the margarine

Make sure you're using fresh minced beef

Then you need to get the pastry dish

And add a little bit more margarine!

We gotta get things ready for the shepherd's pie (big day)

Huh? What are we doing?

Oh no, it's the funeral! It's the funeral, sorry