They've been laughing since I can't remember

But they're not going to laugh any more

No more 'Maxy the geek,"

No more "Goof of the week"

Like before

No more alegebra tests til September

No more looking at losers like him

No more more having to cheat

No more mystery meat

No more gym, no more gym, no more gym, no more gym!

Gonna more to the mall

Gonna live in the pool

Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!

Cuz after today I'm going to be cruising

After today, she'll be mine

After today, my brains will be snoozing

If I don't faint, I'll be fine

I've got forty more minutes of home economics

Then down with the text books

And up with the comics

Just think of all the time I've been losing

Finding the right thing to say

But things will be going my way

After today

She looked right through me

And who could blame her?

I need a new me

Plus some positive proof

That I'm not just a goof!

And after today I'm going to be cruising

No more pep rallies to cut, bleh

After today our brains will be snoozing

I'm going to sit on my b**t

I've got less than an hour

And when this has ended

I'll either be famous

Or you'll be suspended

Jsut htink of all the time I've been losing

Waiting until I could say

Gonna be on my own

Kiss the parents goodbye

Gonna party from now

Til the end of July

Things will be going my way after today

I wish that this was the day

After Today