These young bitches owe me everything

I'm like the Thomas Edison of drag

Who's that

I should've f**king trademarked my makeup

Your makeup is terrible

Singing live

I invented that

Big hair

I invented that

Shaved brows

I invented that

Giant lips

Invented that

Rocking nails

I invented that

Lower lashes

That was me

Ladies shoes

You're looking at her

Doing drag

Invented that

Have your fun 'cause it's all been done

I invented that

It's plain to see you're all mopping me

I invented that

I N V E N T E D

I invented that

I N V E N T E D

I invented that

Serving it

I invented that

Throwing shade

I invented that

Phoning it in

I invented that

Aids jokes

Yep

Back fat

What did you say

Hairy shoulders

Excuse me

Thunder thighs

Uh what the f**k

Sasquatch feet

You're gonna die

I N V E N T E D

I invented that

I N V E N T E D

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

But what about Divine

b***h stole from me all the time

What about Lady Bunny

That man's not even funny

What about Dame Edna

I'm gonna ignore what you just said na

What about RuPaul

Let me ask my lawyer mhm right okay

Ask me again

What about RuPaul

I have no problem with her at all

Gurl take it easy

I N V E N T E D

I invented that

I N V E N T E D

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that