Let me introduce myself

Last name Tiny As Hell, first name Dick (bruh)

If I ever fall in love, hit me with a brick (damn)

I'm the Alibaba version of John Wick

Walked into Trump Tower 'cause I had to take a s**t

She said I'm a two on a scale of one to five (uh)

Tried spitting game, but she spitted in my eye

If I had to rizz to save my life, I'd f*****g die

Give me my keys, man, I'm drunk enough to drive (what?)

"Bitch, I am Trump", "Uh, bitch, I'm Obama"

I'm whichever political class gets her in my comma (whoo)

Always on the roads, I ain't talking 'bout Lana

Got it off the muscle like my name was Baki Hanma

I look so damn good right now, take a photo

Can't afford the iPhone (hello, Moto?)

When I see Latinas, I go loco

Tienes mucho culito, te no un poco

I'ma rizz that girl one time and get blocked (blocked)

If I got negative rizz, then I'm on top (top)

Negative a thousand rizz, I'm tryna get off the block (block)

It don't matter though because my rizz fucking, uh, shot (shot)

The bed look like a piece of bread, it's on top

I don't even know how the f*ck Blueface used the mop

My shirt just shrunk, I swear it look like a crop top

This is the sound of a peacock

Drink it

Hold on, spin it on your finger, wait, wait, hold on, fidget?

Hold up, wait, hold up -, wait, wait, a cricket?

Hold up, man, I can't even figure out how to -

What? Hold on, let me try to get back

I'ma say, "The robots is coming, robots attack!"

Wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, wait, the robots is back?

Oh, hell nah, ayy, the robots is back, oh!

I-I-I'm bout' to fumble this bag

Like a game, I got stuck, I was frozen to lag, huh

This f*****g hottie stopped me right in my tracks

I got the bands, got the money, now I'm chasing the bag (money)

Went in this life 'cause I was set to obtain

Do not consent to even earn myself my very own name (whoa)

Last name is Bitches, my first name is No, huh

Got no f*****g rizz to even put on a show, let's go

Har-har-har-har-har, like Freddy Fazbear (ha-ha-ha)

Asked a baddie for her addy, asked if I can crash here

She was like, "Nah, huh, I liked you last year"

Damn, shawty, that's a shame you really couldn't go there

Huh, got nobody in my life to show devotion

Think I'm getting bored, yeah, it's time to grab the lotion (dick)

That may be messed up, but you let me down

King of negative rizz, now give me my crown