Hopelessly showbiz

So she is

She's got friends you haven't met

They smoke menthol cigarettes

Bogus psychosis

She floats on in

She ain't ever anywhere

So you're lucky that she's here

Talk about Hollywood problems

She's got 'em

She's always looking for a wilder ride

She'll be f**g with the phone all night

She calls me

Girlie

She gets in corners where water can't

Got that look upon her face

Says she's twenty minutes late

Her s**t is sordid

She's all for it

Till her eyeballs start to bleed

She don't wanna go to sleep

Talk about ladder to stardom

She's on one

And if that doesn't whet your appetite

Well she probably got something that might

She calls me

Girlie

Talk about Hollywood problems

She's got 'em

She's always looking for a wilder ride

And she'll be f**g with the phone all night

She calls me

Girlie

Girlie