They told me I was lucky

To have my chance with you

Now last year's summer romance

Is this year's winter blues

I treated you so nicely

To jewelry and champagne

But you left me empty handed yeah

You left me feeling plain

Now I hope you're happy with yourself

'Cause I'm not laughing

Don't you think it's kind of crappy

What you did this holiday

When I gave you my heart

You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash

So I wrote you a song

Hope that you sing alone

And it goes

Merry Christmas

Kiss my ass

You say I'm losing my mind

I thought that for a while

I tear down decorations

They remind me of your smile

I hate that mistletoe

It makes me think of our first kiss

You bit my lip you pulled me close

And then you taught me how to quit

Now I hope you're happy with yourself

'Cause I'm not laughing

Don't you think it's kind of crappy

What you did this holiday

When I gave you my heart

You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash

So I wrote you a song

Hope that you sing alone

And it goes

Merry Christmas

Kiss my ass

So sick of calling you up

Telephone me

No f**k you girl

I'm going out

I gave you my all but our love hit a wall now

I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling

We'll drink till the bars shut us down

Ain't that just what Christmas is all about

And I hope hope hope you're happy with yourself

'Cause I'm not laughing

Don't you think it's so damn trashy

What you did this holiday so trashy

I gave you my heart

You ripped it apart like the wrapping paper trash

Wrapping paper trash

So I wrote you a song

Hope that you sing alone

Here it goes

Merry Christmas this

Kiss my ass