Ra, ta, ta, ta

Drive your Honda 'round Istanbul, Fethiye, Toronto

Sleep with a dozen girls and boys

But don't forget to wear a condom

Go around 190 countries

Cross a thousand boundaries

Look in every hidden corner just to see

There's no one

No one better than me

You'll find no one

No one better than me

When you're old monkey

And walking wonky

You're cradle's rocking with a tiny walkie-talkie

You'll know that you loved me to the core

Then go knocking on my door

('Cause you can't do the searching anymore)

There's no one

No one better than me

There's no one

No one better than me

Well, I still miss you much, my bae

And our pumpkin latte vape

But you're a liar, liar, liar

Liar, liar, liar, drunk liar

To your own self (ra, ta, ta, ta)

(Ooh)

No one better, no one, no one better

(Ooh)

No one, no one better, no one, no

I had to take a risk, you ask what time it is

I check my bare wrist and say, "I think it's time we kissed"

But no one told me things were gonna go a bit too far from there

Walking home happy and embarrassed

At the crack of dawn, barefoot, half undressed

I don't care at all 'cause you're the one to sufferin'

A miserable, miserable, miserable life

No one

No one better than me

No one better than me

No one better than me

And you're a liar, liar, liar

Said, liar, liar, liar, drunk liar

To your own self

No one better, no one, no one better

No one, no one better (shake it, shake it hard, baby)

They'll be no one better, no one, no one better

No one, no one, no one better, no one, no