You ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebo full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
No, and you ain't Porter
Well I noticed you right off
the bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn't help but see
you in that rhinestone suit
That's cause I'm the reigning
queen of night
Well if I get drunk enough
to sing, hell I just might
Hey now, don't you worry cowboy,
cause I'll get you through
We'll sing a cheating song
just like they used to do
Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's drink all night
And fill the jukebo full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
You'll probably see me country
singing on The Voice someday
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote
about in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my
place and you can have your way
Well baby that sounds tempting,
but I just can't stay
Oh we won first prize cowboy,
let's just split the dough
Honey I will always love
you, but we'll never know
Cause you ain't Dolly
oh, And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
We danced all night and filled
the jukebo full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter, no
No, you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
Thanks for singin....