Once when I was all alone

On a mountain by the sea

I eyed a one eyed cyclops

Looking straight at me

Her head was green and hairy

She had a dozen toes

Her one eye looked so scary

She had warts upon her nose

I tried to run away from her

But I was losing ground

She was coming faster and faster at me

Making a horrible sound

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It was hopeless if I ran

We were standing head to head

Then she grabbed me in her hand

And turned to me and said

"I wish you wouldn't run so fast

I think you're kind of cute "

"Not only that " she whispered low

"I think that I love you "

"You are the apple of my eye

" she said and then she gave me a wink

"Sweet as a cherry pie " she said

Though maybe she Just blinked

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It happened oh so fast

It sounded oh so weird

And though her mouth had a funny taste

It was nothing as I feared

I see what I was frightened

Of was what I did not know

And I guess you can love someone

With warts upon their nose

'Cause I live up on the mountain now

Bordered by the sea

With a half a dozen cyclops kids

Who almost look like me

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