"Fancy" was a big, massive hit

This is a rip off of it

Cos I′m so desperate

To have a hit!

But this song's shitty!

It sends the message to young girls

Pretty equals happiness

If you′re ugly then you're worthless

And you're life will

Be bland and shitty!

Hey! I′ve been around so long that these days

The kids do not even know my name

I was big back when their parents were in high school

Years have gone by and I′m out of ideas

Nobody cares about Britney Spears

So I hired Iggy to make me more relevant

In this dumb vid

I'm s′posed to be

An alien friend of Britney

My career needs reviving!

Hey why aren't you driving?

This song will never top the charts

We look like glam metal hoes

I had work on my nose

You′re still not pretty!

My waist used to be twenty-eight

I can't fit in these pants

It′s almost time for me to dance

*BURP*

Just suck in Britney!

Why does

This car wash only employ gay guys

In short shorts that show off their nice thighs

And why is this preppie douchebag making eyes

At me?

Because I just cannot believe

You tried to recreate "Fancy"!

But instead you made something

That's utter crap!

If you think this song's message can′t

Get worse well now we′re showun'

In order to have fun

You must have money!

But the saddest part is this track

Had nine writers on it

Don′t believe me just wiki it

It's true what dummies!

Iggs teaming up with Brit to tell the world

All that matters is to be a pretty girl

Which is ironic because the whole world agrees

I look like clam chowder and Britt looks like beef jerky

See there′s a

Slim line between a beauty and a beast

That's the real line in this horrid masterpiece

Basically we′re sayin' if you ain't perfect

Then you′re life is gonna suck cause you′ll be a reject Iggs!

Who here made the song "Pretty Girls"?

I have been sent back in time

To kill you for that crime

And destroy that song!

What's wrong with our song?

"Pretty Girls"

Destroys society

It makes girls think being pretty

Is all that matters!