Ma chère made moi selle

It is with dee pest pride

And grea test plea sure

That we wel come you to night

And now we in vite you to re lax

Let us pull up a chair

As the di ning

Room proud ly pre sents

Your di nner

Be our guest

Be our guest

Put our ser vice to the test

Tie your nap kin 'round

Your neck ché rie

And we'll pro vide the rest

Soup du jour

Hot hors d'oeuvres

Why we on ly live to serve

Try the grey stuff

It's de li cious

Don't be lieve me?

Ask the di shes

They can sing they can dance

Af ter all miss this is france

And a di nner here

Is ne ver se cond best

Go on un fold your me nu

Take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest oui our guest

Be our guest

Beef ra gout

Cheese sou fflé

Pie and pu dding en flam bé

We'll pre pare and

Serve with flair

A cu li na ry ca ba ret

You're a lone

And you're scared

But the ban quet's all pre pared

No one's gloo my

Or com plai ning

While the

Flat ware's en ter tai ning

We tell jokes I do tricks

With my fe llow can dle sticks

And it's all in per fect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be our guest

If you're stressed

It's fine di ning we su ggest

Be our guest be our guest

Be our guest

Life is so un ner ving

For a ser vant who's not ser ving

He's not whole with out a

Soul to wait u pon

Ah those good old days

When we were use ful

Su dden ly those good old

Days are gone

Ten years we've been rus ting

Nee ding so much

More than dus ting

Nee ding e xer cise a chance

To use our skills

Most days we just

Lay a round the ca stle

Fla bby fat and la zy

You walked in and oops- a- dai sy

It's a guest it's a guest

Sakes a live well I'll be blessed

Wine's been poured and

Thank the lord

I've had the nap kins

Fresh ly pressed

With de ssert she'll want tea

And my dear that's

Fine with me

While the cups

Do their soft- shoe in'

I'll be bub bling I'll be bre wing

I'll get warm pi ping hot

Hea ven's sakes is that a spot?

Clean it up we want the

Com pa ny im pressed

We've got a lot to do

Is it one lump or two?

For you our guest

Be our guest be our guest

She's our guest

Be our guest be our guest

Our co mmand is your re quest

It's been years since

We've had a ny bo dy here

And we're o bsessed

With your meal

With your ease

Yes in deed we aim to please

While the can dle light's

Still glo wing let us help you

We'll keep go ing

Course by course

One by one 'till you shout

E nough I'm done

E nough I'm done

Then we'll sing you off

To sleep as you di gest

To night you'll prop your feet up

To night you'll prop your feet up

But for now let's eat up

Be our guest

Be our guest

Be our guest

Please be our guest