Small apartment ok side of town

Somebody in my building must be wigging out

Nine complaints in three weeks

The landlord's really coming down on me

He says if he gets just one more call

In the middle of the night about my stereo

I'm gone

It's just a jambox I don't play it that loud

It's hard for me to get what all the fuss is about

If I'm ever rocking out too hard

Why don't you knock on my door

Isn't that what neighbors are for

I don't want to keep you up at all

Sincerely yours the neighbor down that hall

I am a member of the neighborhood watch

I can't keep track of all the hoodlums I've caught

Late at night I'm out patrolling our street

I work very closely with the local police

If you ever need a hand at all

Why don't you knock on my door

Isn't that what neighbors are for

Never hesitate to call

Happy halloween from you neighbor down the hall