I HAVE A SAD STO RY

TO TELL YOU

IT MAY HURT

YOUR FEE LINGS A BIT

LAST NIGHT

WHEN I WALKED IN TO

MY BATH ROOM

I STEPPED IN

A BIG PILE OF

SHA VING CREAM

BE NICE AND CLEAN

SHAVE EVE RY DAY

AND YOU'LL AL WAYS

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I THINK I'LL BREAK OFF

WITH MY GIRL FRIEND

HER AN TICS ARE QUEER

I'LL AD MIT

EACH TIME I SAY

DAR LING I LOVE YOU

SHE TELLS ME THAT

I'M FULL OF

SHA VING CREAM

BE NICE AND CLEAN

SHAVE EVE RY DAY

AND YOU'LL AL WAYS

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OUR BA BY FELL OUT

OF THE WIN DOW

YOU'D THINK

THAT HER HEAD

WOULD BE SPLIT

BUT GOOD LUCK

WAS WITH HER

THAT MOR NING

SHE FELL IN A BAR REL OF

SHA VING CREAM

BE NICE AND CLEAN

SHAVE EVE RY DAY

AND YOU'LL AL WAYS

LOOK KEEN

AN OLD LA DY

DIED IN A BATH TUB

SHE DIED

FROM A TER RI BLE FIT

IN OR DER TO

FUL FILL HER WI SHES

SHE WAS BURIED

IN SIX FEET OF

SHA VING CREAM

BE NICE AND CLEAN

SHAVE EVE RY DAY

AND YOU'LL AL WAYS

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WHEN I WAS IN FRANCE

WITH THE AR MY

ONE DAY I LOOKED

IN TO MY KIT

I THOUGHT I WOULD

FIND ME A SAND WICH

BUT THE DARN THING

WAS LOA DED WITH

SHA VING CREAM

BE NICE AND CLEAN

SHAVE EVE RY DAY

AND YOU'LL AL WAYS

LOOK KEEN

AND NOW FOLKS

MY STO RY IS EN DED

I THINK IT IS TIME

I SHOULD QUIT

IF A NY OF YOU

FEEL OF FEN DED

STICK YOUR HEAD

IN A BAR REL OF

SHA VING CREAM

BE NICE AND CLEAN

SHAVE EVE RY DAY

AND YOU'LL AL WAYS

LOOK KEEN