Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

For makin' whoopee

Lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous he answers twice

It's killing he's so willing

For makin' whoopee

Just picture a little love nest

Down where the roses grew

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can do

He's washing dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

So don't forget folks

That's what you get

For makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Five thousand dollars per

But some judge who thinks he's funny

Says boy you'd better pay six to her

He says now judge suppose I fail

The judge says budge you line in jail

You'd better keep her

You'll find it's cheaper

Than makin' W H O O P E

Whoopee