The theatuh the theatuh
What's happened to the theatuh
Especially where dancing is concerned
Chaps who did taps
Aren't tapping anymore
They're doing choreography
Chicks who did kicks
Aren't kicking anymore
They're doing choreography
Helps who did steps
That would stop the show
In days that used to be
Through the air they keep flying
Like a duck that is dying
Instead of dance
It's choreography
Chaps who did taps
Aren't tapping anymore
They're doing choreography
Jakes who did breaks
Aren't kicking anymore
Aren't doing choreography
Queens with routines
That would stop the show in days that used to be
One and all they're not chancing
What we used to call dancing
They're busy doing choreography
One and all keep us guessing
What the heck they're expressing
Instead of dance it's choreography choreography choreography
