You wish you could be everybody's best friend

It's all about you it's a means to an end

You hope we're all looking when you walk in the room

Hope we're all watching when you hang the moon

Wish in one hand shit in the other

See which one fills up first for you brother

Wishing that you could have nothing to hide

If wishes were horses we'd all get to ride

You wish you could live in the big house in town

Give you the wealth so you can spread it around

You want us to know where you've gone and what you've seen

We'll be the pawns boy and you can play the king

Wish in one hand shit in the other

See which one fills up first for you brother

The envy of everyone you're aching to be

If wishes had eyes then the blind man could see

You wish you could be everybody's best friend

Know the whole story from beginning to end

Wish in one hand shit in the other

See which one fills up first for you brother

I wish that I might you know I wish that I may

Wish up a wind that would blow you away