The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
Feel disconnected, distant like heaven Miss what the reverend said, it's a bit upsetting
Wishing that I'd listen better, cause yes, I'm sinning
Fuckin' a nun in the cunt while her head's spinning
Pissed like a kid that's wetting his bed linen I'm twisted on meds, having sex with dead women
Lost in the sauce, my foster mom forced me to drink
And she peeled my foreskin back and sucked it off till it was pink
Thoughts that I think as I watch my balls in the sink
My balls up in my stomach, that's why they call him a shrink
Like cocaine on cocaine, feeling no pain I'm so trained with a gold chain
But I throw flames like propane and I won't play with a full deck
This whole game is joke as wild as I go insane
And the men pray like Cyprus, where that white bitch can play Lois Lane
Margot Kidder, I'ma go get her And hit her in the shitter, I'm a psycho killer
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
I bring a hammer to a slow jam Throw wrenches in your program
Nail gun through both hands Screwdrivers in your throat, damn
Make you a known example Throw roman candles, hone the poison arrows
Boy, destroy your peril, roast your flannel Demonically possessed, doctor suggests I am a psycho
Chainsaw on my gun like a Gears of War rifle Q -tip sex on a platter mask
Gripping a target cabbage patch with C4 in the battery pack
Yeah, I'm actually that, insane med pills Visions of chasing enemies while I'm on my fucking treadmill
Merry Christmas, kiss the barrel under the mistletoe
Shot every part of your body, bitch, except I missed your toe
If it's a diss, you'll know Scalpel to your torso, carve it slow
Rolling out intestines like a garden hose Make you swallow a 40 -ounce
And see how many karate chops it takes to punch your stomach till the bottle breaks
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
I'm lampin', I'm cold lampin', I'm ampin' I'm slicing you up like Crystal Lake campin'
Like Daddy Kane said it, stop shammin' I'm boasting, I'm bragging, raving and ranting
Leaving you deaded and Bruce Unbranded I send you to the moon like Ralph Brampton
I'm the craziest of the crazies in history Charles Manson's a pussy, a wannabe musician
I piss on that hippie, I'm the reason the Zodiac's still missing
Fuck Jeffrey Dahmer was a bitch, he fucked Royce And got murdered in prison
And David Berkowitz, the son of Sam He talked to doggies, Gacy was a clown
None of them fucking with Rugged Man I'm demented, delusional
Shock treatment, lunatic critters Cut out your livers with scissors
I'm splitting the wigger, you wiggers Shokasugi ninjas
Rambo sleepaway camp slashes Heather Thomas posters
In my brain, the 80s never passed the Central Park
I'm stealing purses and I'm robbing the joggers They wanna lock us, I'm raping the nurses
And murdering the doctors, come on
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
If they made you believe that this man really crazy as me
I drove myself mad, searching for sanity A world like a spell God created just to hold me
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
Well done, entertainment, bitch!
Disturbia!
Yo, Luke!
We did it again, brother!
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land