Hurry hurry step right up

See the sideshow in town for only fifty cents

Step right up hurry hurry before the show begins

My friends

Stand in line get your tickets

I hope you will attend

It'll only cost you fifty cents to see

What life has done to those like you and me

See the man with the broken heart

You'll see that he is sad he hurts so bad

So bad so bad

See the girl who has lost the only love she ever had

There's got to be no sadder show to see

No doubt about it satisfaction's guaranteed

So let the sideshow begin

Hurry hurry step right on in

Can't afford to pass it by

Guaranteed to make you cry

Let the sideshow begin

Hurry hurry step right on in

Can't afford to pass it by

Guaranteed to make you cry

See the man

Who's been crying for a million years so many tears

So many tears

See the girl who's collected broken hearts for souvenirs

It's more exciting than a one man band

The saddest little show in all the land

So let the sideshow begin

Hurry hurry step right on in

Can't afford to pass it by

Guaranteed to make you cry

Let the sideshow begin

Hurry hurry step right on in

Can't afford to pass it by

Guaranteed to make you cry

So let the sideshow begin

Hurry hurry step right on in

Can't afford to pass it by

Guaranteed to make you cry

Let the sideshow begin

Hurry hurry step right on in

Can't afford to pass it by

Guaranteed to make you cry

Let the sideshow begin

Hurry hurry

Step right on in