"Breaker one-nine this is Rubber Duck You got a copy on me Pigpen C'mon "
"Ah ten-four Pigpen for sure for sure "
"Ten-four Pigpen it's clear to Flagtown "
" C'mon "
"That's a big ten-four good buddy We definitely got your front door "
"Mercy sakes alive looks like we got a convoy "
It was the dark of moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin hogs
We was headin' for bear on I -10
About a mile outta Shakeytown
I said: Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck
"And I'm about to put the hammer down
We got a big ol convoy rollin through the night
Yeah we got a big ol convoy: ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna pull this convoy cross the USA
Convoy
"Breaker there Pigpen this here's the Duck
"Listen could you back off on them hogs a little bit
"Ah ten-four Pigpen about five mile or so
"Roger them hogs is gettin' intense up here "
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all
There was a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears is wall to wall
Yeah them smokeys s thick as bugs on the bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I said: Callin all trucks this here's the Duck
"We a-gonna go a-huntin bear
We got a big ol convoy rollin through the night
We got a big ol convoy: ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this convoy cross the USA
Convoy
"Ah you want to give me Pigpen
"Ah ten-four Pigpen you're still too close
"Yeah them hogs is really startin to close up my sinuses
"Mercy's sakes you better back off another ten "
Well we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left em sittin on the scales
By the time we hit that Shi town
Them bears was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
Armoured cars an' tanks an' jeeps
An rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line we went for broke
With a thousand screaming trucks
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus
"Ah Rubber Duck this is Sodbuster C'mon
"Ten-four Rubber Duck "
"You wanna put that microbus behind that suicide jockey
"He's haulin dynamite and he needs all the help he can get "
Well we made a sprint for the Jersey shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I said: Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck
"We just ain't gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin ninety-eight
I said: Let them truckers roll "
We got a big ol convoy rollin through the night
We got a mighty convoy: ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We're gonna roll this convoy across the USA
Convoy
"Ah Pigpen What's your twenty
"Omaha Well they sure oughtta know what to do with them hogs out there
"Mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outta here
"You keep in touch
"Keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your tail
"We'll catch you on the flip-flop Pigpen
"This here's the Rubber Duck out "
