When i try to sing you say i'm off-key
Why can't you see how much this hurts me
With your perfect beauty and your perfect pitch
You're a perfect angel
When i come around must you always put me down
If you say my singing is off-key my love
You will hurt my feelings don't you see my love
I wish i had an ear like yours a voice that would behave
All i have is feeling and a voice god gave
You insist my music goes against the rules
Yes but rules were never made for lovesick fools
I wrote this little song for you but you don't care
It's a crooked song ah but all my heart is there
The thing that you would see if you would do your part
Is even if i'm out of tune i have a gentle heart
I took your picture with my trusty rolleiflex
And now all i have developed is a complex
Possibly in vain i hope you weaken oh my love
And forget those rigid rules that undermine my dream of
A life of love and music with someone who'll understand
That even though i may be out of tune
When i attempt to say how much i love you
All that matters is the message that i bring
Which is my dear one i love you
Oh that was lovely brian
Oh great thanks
Was it uh was it lovely enough for you to-
No i will not make out with you
Got it won't ask again
Well hey there muscley-arm
Oh hi mr herbert
Oh herbert how nice to see you
I ain't talking' to you hussy
Hey chris brought you some candy corns
Wow thanks
You know you walk by my house everyday only way to catch the scubas
It just makes me wanna sing
So i'm gonna sing you a little song chris
Cool
