There′s no method to my madness

No tellin' where I′m going

I cruise around like Columbus

Never straight like Magellan

I'm a whole lot of crazy and a little bit off

Try to follow me and you might get lost

You can search the world ten times over

There ain't no cure for this disorder

Think you′re gonna nail me down, well

Good luck with that

If you′re wondering what state I'm in

I′m all over the map

One minute I'm afraid of heights

Next I′m jumpin' out a plane

One day I′m the talk of the town

Next I'm plain Jane

Some people think that I'm a little strange

I can′t imagine why they′d feel that way

You can search the world ten times over

There ain't no cure for this disorder

Think you′re gonna nail me down, well

Good luck with that

If you're wondering what state I′m in

I'm all over the map

Spin the wheel, roll the dice

I guess your guess is as good as mine

You can search the world ten times over

There ain′t no cure for this disorder

Think you're gonna nail me down, well

Good luck with that

If you're wondering what state I′m in

I′m all over the map