Cats, they′re the sweetest

Cats, they're the meanest

That′s just the way it goes

Meow, meow, meow, meow

Cats, they're the cutest

Cats, they're the rudest

That′s really all you need to know

You let them out, then they want back in

So you let them in and they want back out

Again and again and again and again

It makes you wanna shout

Cats, they chase lasers

Cats, their claws are razors

That′s just the way it goes

Meow, meow, meow, mеow

Cats, they like warm places

Cats, thеy scratch our faces

That's really all you need to know

Dogs believe in loyalty

Cats believe they′re royalty

Dogs know you are their best friend

Cats know you live to serve them

Cats, cats, that's really all you need to know

Cats, they like play-fighting

Cats, they like real biting

That′s just the way it goes

Meow, meow, meow, mеow

Cats, they give us kisses

Cats, they eat goldfishes

That's really all you need to know

You let them out, then they want back in

So you let them in and they want back out

Again and again and again and again

It makes you wanna shout

Cats, they bring dead present

Cats, they bring weird presents

That′s just the way it goes

Meow, meow, meow, mеow

Cats, they act on purpose

Cats, but deep down they love us

That's really all you need to know

That's really all you need to know