I was walkin' down around Venice way
Los Angeles oh big California
A man came up to me about 40 gay
I say "Go away okay no way agghh"
I was ridin' wave around Malibu Beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a leech
He said "Hey sonny boy
Can I eat you peach "
I say "Motherf**ker if you reach
I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
I was ridin' my cruiser
In West Hollywood
A girl came up to me
And she was lookin' mighty good
I was eating quaaludes
Like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood
Hey butt
What the f**k
We all like you
'Cause you're a s**t
