Man, you won't believe what happened to me, man.

What happened, dog?

I got pitted ass by a dog, dog.

For real.

Hey, you know what happened to me?

What?

Started pissing and my dick started to burn.

the fat bitch.

Oh, hell.

Damn.

Shit.

Did you hit it?

Hey.

I don't know.

I just woke up and my face was in her pussy, dog.

Man, you hit it.

You know what I mean?

Sickness.

My day started off like a scene from a flick.

Woke up ass naked with a fat ass bitch.

Broken rubber on my dick Followed jeans with the shreds I couldn't tell cause the head was on my chest So what'd you do next?

Man, I got up and ran

Barefoot through the house with less clothes than Tarzan Half naked, cold as fuck, shit happens when you're drunk No car, so I'm stuck behind a dumpster, so I duck And jumped into a truck, I'm downtown going up Garbage man speeding, now I'm headed straight to the dump Down the cars honking when they pass and yield I'm losing my grip, let go and roll into a field Head pursing to a shrub, both ears leaking, bro With one leg missing and a branch stabbed in my gut It's all that I can say, the worst day of my life took place on my birthday

He was afraid of God, how bad could it be?

My day was fucked up My day was fucked up How bad could it be?

My fucked up day My day was stormed up Woke up to the worstest day of my life

Horns growin' out my head from a curse from actin' on Mr. Lucifer's wife.

Got stuck up in a ride, my hicks ran out, pigs came in and pointed all they guns at me.

Now I'm in the jail cell with big buns.

Faggot undercover, said he wanna be my lover Bailed out in the nick of time, while Bubba y'all alive Man, yo, where's your mind?

I got a call from my girl that I'm tongue-tied Come to find out that she needs a booty hole I realize that my girl's a psycho She recently told me that Raina Bobbitt is her idol

And I can swear I'm getting followed.

I was stoned with this honey and someone hit me over my head with a bottle.

But now I'm really shedding tears.

Come home and mama said I'm stuck with Uncle Bebe's kids.

It was fair, how bad could it have been?

My day was fucked up My day was fucked up How bad could it be?

My fucked up day.

My day was fucked up.

I got bit in the ass by a dog today.

So I turned around, kicked it, and I pissed in his face and got chased by his comrades.

Ripped out a cab, but he passed by yelling out, I do not pick up black.

I push his strap when he's against the call Behind him catching up to me was boy George Rupaul I went home and I started to pray And I could easily say that today was a bad day It's like going to a club and seeing nothing but dudes Or stepping in shit with a new pair of shoes Or eating a bitch the first day on the rack Or your culture's pro-dog telling you he's a fag Or even worse when you piss and your dick starts to burn But I guess I'll never learn bad things seem to happen to the best of us And nothing good ever happens to the rest of us

How bad could it be?

How fucked up?

My day was fucked up.

My day was fucked up.

How bad could it be?

A fucked up day.

A day wasted.

Stop.

Stop.