The demons were planning on having a party one night

They got beer Jack Daniels and pretzels

There was red wine some white

They were celebratin how they crucified Christ on that tree

But Satan the snake himself wasn't so at ease

Well he took his crooked finger

And he dialed the phone by his bed

To call an old faithful friend who'd know for sure if he was dead

"He said grave grave tell me did my plan fail "

Grave just laughed and said ah man "The dude is dead as nails "

On Friday night they crucified the Lord at calvary

But he said "Don't dread in three days I'm gonna live again

You'll see "

When problems try to bury you make it hard to pray

It may seem like Friday but Sunday's on the way

A tranquilizer and a horror filck could not calm Satan's fear

So Saturday night he calls up the grave scared of what he'd hear

"Hey grave what's going on "

Grave said "Man look you've called me twice

And I'll tell you one more time boss the Jew's on ice "

The devil said " Man grave you remember when

Old Lazarus was in his grave

Yuo see everything was cool then four days later BOOM

Old Lazarus he was raised

Now this Jesus he is much more trouble

Than anyone has ever been to me

And look grave it's got old devil shook cause this man said

He'll only be dead three "

On Friday night they crucified the Lord at calvary

But he said "Don't dread in three days I'm gonna live again

You'll see "

When problems try to bury you make it hard to pray

It may seem like Friday but Sunday's on the way

Sunday morning Satan woke with a jump

Ready to blow a fuse

He was shaking from the tips of his pointed ears

To the toes of his pointy shoes

"He said grave tell me is he alive I don't wanna lose my neck "

Grave said 'your evilness maintain your cool devil you are a wreck

Mmm

Grave said Cool your jets Big D my sting is still intact

You see Jesus is dead forever take it from the grave brother he aint

Never coming back

So mellow out man just go drink up or shoot up

But look devil just leave old grave alone

And I'll catch you la la

Oh no Oh no OH NO OH NO

Somebody's messin' with the stone "

Well the stone was rolled away

And it bounced a time or two

And an angel stepped inside

And said "Yo I'm Gabriel who are you

If you're wondering where the Lord is

At this very hour

I tell ya he's alive and well

With resurection power "

Friday night they crucified the Lord at Calvary

But he said dont dread

He said in three days you can even count em boys

Im gonna be kickin again you'll see

When problems try to bury you and make it hard to pray

It may seem like Friday

But i say Sunday

The devil hates Sunday

I tell you Sunday is here to stay