My album sucks the critics say

I can't sing and i can't play

All i care about is sex and money

I look out dated i think that's funny

But i'm too shallow to really give a damn

Cause i sing for a party rock band

In 86 fans ripped out my hair

Now it's 96 there ain't none there

The girls used to talk dirty to me

But now it just really hurts when i p*

But i'm too stoned to really give a damn

Cause i sing for my party rock band

Bigirls come get to know me

You can be my two and only

I'll be your brain damaged party rock man

My agent says i need publicity

Told me act depressed they'd take me seriously

So wrecked my car into a telephone pole

Tried to date the singer from hole

But courtney didn't love me

Don't they understand

Cause I slallow my 63 cleam time long ring

Party rock band